Erma Bombeck
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
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Bad men live that they may eat...The possible is constantly being redefined...I praise the Lord here today...I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed...Don't put all your eggs...Love and desire are the spirit's wings to great deeds...
