Erma Bombeck
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
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Eternal nothingness is fine...So I say to you, Ask and it will be given to you...You can be creative in anything...A birthday is just another day...You will always be lucky...One day a whole damn song fell into place in my head...
