Erma Bombeck
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
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With faith, discipline and selfless devotion to duty...Houston, we have a problem...Do not go where the path may lead...Truth engenders hatred of truth...If Stupidity got us into this mess...Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives...