Erma Bombeck
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
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Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry...Christmas is not a time nor a season...What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise...I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness...There can be neither today without yesterday...Elegance does not consist in putting on a new dress...
