Chris Rock
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make...I don't want life to imitate art. I want life to be art...Nature never did betray the heart that loved her...All of us have a place in history...Avoid popularity; it has many snares...History proves that the white man is a devil...
