Chris Rock
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
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Have patience. All things are difficult...Houston, we have a problem...Some people dream of success...The principles of living greatly include the capacity...When my girl do better than me, I still win...Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes...
