Chris Rock
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
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I have this really high priority on happiness...Any soldier worth his salt should be antiwar...What are the American ideals?...Thanksgiving is one of my favorite days of the year...Friends show their love in times of trouble...If you tremble with indignation at every injustice...