Rachel Simmons
Somebody once told me I treated my smart phone like Wilson, the volleyball Tom Hanks turns into a friend when he's stranded on a desert island in that movie 'Castaway.' It's an apt comparison: parenting a toddler occasionally feels like being marooned, and your phone is your only connection to the rest of the world.
More quotes and aphorisms
Don't pay any attention to what they write about you...Most of the time I was in grammar school...You cannot push any one up a ladder...I try and stay limber, swim, run, ride motorcycles...Young people are threatened by the evil...Sometimes I wake up and think I look horrible...