Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
More quotes and aphorisms
The discipline you learn and character you build...The new year stands before us, like a chapter in a book...Anytime you put your name on a ticket with nothing...Intelligent or not, we all make mistakes...Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host...Few things can make us feel crazier than expecting...
