Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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Nothing is more precious than independence and liberty...I once wrote that Lord Moran, Churchill's doctor, had...What I am afraid of is... Gandhi. He has brains...For me that's one of the great indulgences in life...The world is not fair, and often fools...I don't think journalism changes. It's about digging...