Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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Honesty is the best policy...Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate...There are teachers' unions around the country...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live...The toddler must say no in order to find out who she is...It's impossible to map out a route...
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