Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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Ask yourself: was there anything I could have done...Enthusiasm is everything. It must be taut...In my business, you should be very strong in mind...I extend my deepest gratitude to our Armed Forces...If you kill the arts, you kill love, and you kill progress...Love and desire are the spirit's wings to great deeds...