Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor...Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art...Hard work opens doors and shows the world...The ocean is a mighty harmonist...It's important to me that there's not just one...I like to be myself, and I don't pretend...
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