Ellen DeGeneres
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
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Great and good are seldom the same man...Care less for your harvest than for how it is shared...Look deep into nature...A joke is a very serious...I realized that comedians of the day were operating...By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty...