Ellen DeGeneres
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
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Never have more children than you have car windows...Patience is the companion of wisdom...Research has shown that it takes 31 days...Ye stars! which are the poetry of heaven...Remember that the most valuable antiques are dear...I read that all dogs have wolf DNA in them...
