Tim Allen
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
More quotes and aphorisms
The essential lesson I've learned in life is to just be...Being brilliant is no great feat if you respect nothing...Greatness comes by doing a few small and smart things...As with the butterfly, adversity is necessary...Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover...Life is a foreign language...
Loading ...