The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
I know more about what it's like to be elderly and infirm and kind of stupid, the way you get forgetful, but on the other hand I'm a littler, wiser, dare we say? The word 'wisdom' has kind of faded out of our vocabulary, but yeah, I'm a little wiser.
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.
Back in college, I remember shooting stupid videos with my friends. It would be us going around town in capes pretending we were superheroes.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Growth is a stupid goal. So, by the way, is no-growth.
In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.
It took me until my teenage years to realize that I was medicating with music. I was pushing back against my stupid school uniform, instructors who called me by my last name and my classmates, who, while friendly enough, were not at all inspiring.
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
Life just doesn't care about our aspirations, or sadness. It's often random, and it's often stupid and it's often completely unexpected, and the closures and the epiphanies and revelations we end up receiving from life, begrudgingly, rarely turn out to be the ones we thought.
Teach success before teaching responsibility. Teach them to believe in themselves. Teach them to think, 'I'm not stupid'. No child wants to fail. Everyone wants to succeed.
As human beings, we are the only organisms that create for the sheer stupid pleasure of doing so. Whether it's laying out a garden, composing a new tune on the piano, writing a bit of poetry, manipulating a digital photo, redecorating a room, or inventing a new chili recipe — we are happiest when we are creating.
Stupid — quotes and aphorisms
If I'm in love I want to get married. That's how stupid I am.
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
Almost any difficulty will move in the face of honesty. When I am honest I never feel stupid. And when I am honest I am automatically humble.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.