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To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

E. W. Howe

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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest', you're wrong because I have just described my kids.

Erma Bombeck

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Beauty is everywhere a welcome guest.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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