“Animal Crackers”
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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The first rule is not to lose. The second rule is...I know my flaws before other people point them...Stolen kisses are always sweetest...My education was paid for by the RAF Benevolent Fund...At home, I relax by catching up with friends...Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time...
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