“Animal Crackers”
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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When I am able to resist the temptation to judge...Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views...It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures...With confidence, you have won before you have started...I don't cause riots, but I do cause confusion...The old days were the old days. And they were great...