“Animal Crackers”
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Most of the time I don't have much fun...Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs...I can write better than anybody...Failure at some point in your life is inevitable...Keep true to the dreams of your youth...The squeaking wheel...
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