“Animal Crackers”
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
More quotes and aphorisms
Good words cool more than cold water...Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes...I'm fascinated by power, especially veiled power...The first step in exceeding your customer's expectation...In a false quarrel there is no true valor...Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains...
