“Animal Crackers”
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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It's our own small voice within that is our oppressor...A pessimist sees the difficulty...Dating is fun. It's light: There's courting...In a false quarrel there is no true valor...People sometimes ask me if it is a sin in the Church...Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess...
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