Don Rickles
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day.
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My heroes are and were my parents...There's no federal government agency that ought to be...My optimism wears heavy boots and is loud...What is tolerance? It is the consequence of humanity...All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit...Maybe it's a little depressing to think...
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