Don Rickles
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day.
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My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government...It is neither wealth nor splendor...There is a wisdom of the head...The love of heaven makes one heavenly...Scenery is fine — but human nature is finer...Most dangerous is that temptation that doth goad...
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