Don Rickles
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day.
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Effective communication is 20% what you know...He that is taken and put into prison or chains...I do not like to repeat successes, I like to go on...If you have a garden and a library, you have everything...Treat all men alike. Give them the same law...Waste your money and you're only out of money...