Don Rickles
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day.
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I slept and dreamt that life was joy...Never go on trips with anyone you do not love...I've never heard my dad say a bad word...Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat...The real act of marriage takes place in the heart...Rightful liberty is unobstructed action...
