Don Rickles
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day.
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What lies behind you and what lies in front of you...If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny...Music has always been a great solace for me...I am in politics because of the conflict...Nearly everyone I met, worked with, or read about...It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe...
