Don Rickles
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day.
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Well, here's another nice mess...I have tried to explore the little talent I have for writing...Being handsome wasn't much of a burden...Nobody wants to make me a rich man...Patriotism is love of country. But you can't love...The only way to deal with an unfree world...
