Rodney Atkins
Some people grab my hair and pull it out. People write on my jeans when I'm on stage. They write on my boots — their phone number, name or whatever.
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Keep your face to the sunshine...I like to smile. I smile even when I'm nervous...Ah! What a fine day...One who deceives will always find those who allow...The measure of a life, after all, is not its duration...I try and make it possible for beginners to start...