Rodney Atkins
Some people grab my hair and pull it out. People write on my jeans when I'm on stage. They write on my boots — their phone number, name or whatever.
More quotes and aphorisms
Engineers are often defined by their output...To profit from good advice requires more wisdom...Words have no power to impress the mind...We need women who are at the head of a boardroom...It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming...Adventure is worthwhile in itself...
