Rodney Atkins
Some people grab my hair and pull it out. People write on my jeans when I'm on stage. They write on my boots — their phone number, name or whatever.
More quotes and aphorisms
Mathematicians are born, not made...Always do what you are afraid to do...Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing...Syllables govern the world...An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk...Nothing has more strength than dire necessity...