Rodney Atkins
Some people grab my hair and pull it out. People write on my jeans when I'm on stage. They write on my boots — their phone number, name or whatever.
More quotes and aphorisms
A man doesn't plant a tree for himself...When a management with a reputation for brilliance...I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart...Confidence is not, 'They will like me'...Men make history and not the other way around...The toddler must say no in order to find out who she is...