Rodney Atkins
Some people grab my hair and pull it out. People write on my jeans when I'm on stage. They write on my boots — their phone number, name or whatever.
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Growth is a stupid goal. So, by the way, is no-growth...Sleep after Toil, Port after stormy Seas...There are two worlds: the world we can measure...I have embraced crying mothers...As we grew to love South Australia, we felt that...Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed...