Rodney Atkins
Some people grab my hair and pull it out. People write on my jeans when I'm on stage. They write on my boots — their phone number, name or whatever.
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When I was in college, I was debating...What ever our wandering our happiness will always be...After all, tomorrow is another day!...Money, not morality, is the principle commerce...There is no excellence without labor...It is in justice that the ordering...