Rodney Atkins
Some people grab my hair and pull it out. People write on my jeans when I'm on stage. They write on my boots — their phone number, name or whatever.
More quotes and aphorisms
To read without reflecting is like eating...My brother and I are always trying...In terms of script, Bollywood should learn...When I was born I was so ugly...Eat, drink, and be merry...Be careful about reading health books...