A. J. Liebling
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
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When I leave this world, I don't want to leave...Every time there's a new tool...You are free to go to your mosques or to any other place...Green is the prime color of the world...My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness...Gospel goes with me wherever I go...