A. J. Liebling
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot...Style is joyful if you allow yourself to have joy...You can be the moon and still be jealous of the stars...Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale...He that struggles with us strengthens our nerves...I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model...
