A. J. Liebling
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
More quotes and aphorisms
The idea of winning a doctor's degree...My recording career has luckily run...If only we'd stop trying to be happy...Having no work would be terrible...Crying is cleansing. There's a reason for tears...My mother believed in curses, karma, good luck...
