A. J. Liebling
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties...Children, even infants, are capable of sympathy...If I do not respond to some situation...At the heart of personality is the need to feel a sense...If you're going to do something tonight...The greatest self is a peaceful smile...
