Lawrence Welk
For a while we had trouble trying to get the sound of a champagne cork exploding out of the bottle. I solved the problem by sticking my finger in my mouth and popping it out.
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Only trust thyself, and another shall not betray thee...Poverty was the greatest motivating factor in my life...I'd always vaguely expected to outgrow my limitations...He has all the virtues I dislike...Me fail English?...Time is money in the shipping business...
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