Lawrence Welk
For a while we had trouble trying to get the sound of a champagne cork exploding out of the bottle. I solved the problem by sticking my finger in my mouth and popping it out.
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Never hold discussions with the monkey...There is no force in the world that can block...She's been on more laps than a napkin...The world is a book...True friends stab you in the front...Mountains are earth's undecaying monuments...
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