Lawrence Welk
For a while we had trouble trying to get the sound of a champagne cork exploding out of the bottle. I solved the problem by sticking my finger in my mouth and popping it out.
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But this Veterans Day, I believe we should do more...Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence...You cannot look up at the night sky...Those who do not cherish affection for their parents...Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them...Life is the art of drawing without an eraser...
