Lawrence Welk
For a while we had trouble trying to get the sound of a champagne cork exploding out of the bottle. I solved the problem by sticking my finger in my mouth and popping it out.
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Trust is the glue of life...It is among the evils of slavery that it taints...The life of a man consists not in seeing visions...I wouldn't mind spending a little more time and effort...Sheep, like people, are ungovernable when hungry...There is no instinct like that of the heart...