Lawrence Welk
For a while we had trouble trying to get the sound of a champagne cork exploding out of the bottle. I solved the problem by sticking my finger in my mouth and popping it out.
More quotes and aphorisms
A bad system will beat a good person every time...Love is my religion — I could die for it...We experience happiness as a series of pleasing...Feeling successful is internal, not external...The game has its ups and downs...Beauty is when you can appreciate yourself...
