Edna Ferber
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.
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Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot...For even in dreams a good deed is not lost...I have trouble with seafood because it tastes...I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart...Mail your packages early so the post office can lose...It's so important to realize that...