Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years'.
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The object of pure physics is the unfolding...Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man...Charity begins at home, but should not end there...The first issue of The Register was printed in London...The discipline of gratitude is the explicit effort...Every day is a journey, and the journey itself is home...
