Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years'.
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If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice...I know that two and two make four...Friends... they cherish one another's hopes...I look to the future because that's where I'm going...Allah is the Greatest...France has lost the battle but she has not lost the war...
