Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years'.
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You'll reach into your wallet to brandish...As far as dancing was concerned, I always wanted...Live as if you were to die tomorrow...I love you when you bow in your mosque...I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life...We should all feel confident in our intelligence...
