Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years'.
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The family is one of nature's masterpieces...When playing big festivals, I tend to play big...I'm a man with many defects. I love. I sing. I dream...He only earns his freedom and his life...To the world you may be one person...All journeys have secret destinations...
