Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years'.
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Capitalism has worked very well. Anyone who wants...The show must go on...I'm thankful for every moment...If you wish to preserve your secret, wrap it up...Furniture should always be comfortable...A great man is one who leaves others at a loss...
