Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years'.
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I've always seen myself as one of those 'show people'...Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand...The only source of knowledge is experience...I love the Weather Channel because my mood changes...Come November, the American people will have...I have this really high priority on happiness...
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