Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years'.
More quotes and aphorisms
World War II was the last government program...Truth uttered before its time is always dangerous...Snap out of it!...The most beautiful things are not associated with money...My sister and I cooked a lot together...Nature and nature's laws lay hid in the night...
