Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years'.
More quotes and aphorisms
According to some Eastern religion, there is a belt...I don't work with a stylist...Everybody knows there is no fineness or accuracy...I have had lots of luck in my career but there...Truth is so rare that it is delightful to tell it...Diligence is the mother of good luck...
