Alex Trebek
When I finish as the host of 'Jeopardy!' I'm going to go up to Taft in central California. They have a small college there that teaches you about oil drilling.
More quotes and aphorisms
It's hard to see your own face without a mirror...I am not a conventionally religious man...Life is a series of experiences...Christmas is the day that holds all time together...Rule No.1: Never lose money...Each day of our lives we make deposits...