Prince Philip
Occasionally I get fed up, going to visit a factory, when I am being shown around by the chairman, who clearly hasn't got a clue, and I try to get hold of the factory manager, but I can't because the chairman wants to make sure he's the one in all the photographs.
More quotes and aphorisms
Nothing is more precious than independence and liberty...The Secure Fence Act, which authorizes...If a window was broken in the woods...The unreal is more powerful than the real...I can take an opinion, but I don't like when you try...You have a cousin named Blinky?...