A. J. Liebling
If there is any way you can get colder than you do when you sleep in a bedding roll on the ground in a tent in southern Tunisia two hours before dawn, I don't know about it.
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It is one of the blessings of old friends...Comedy is tragedy — plus time...When I was a child in England before the war...Well, ALF, while we're gone...I am never at my best in the early morning...Two persons cannot long be friends...
