Josie Loren
I used to cheerlead in high school, and I had the biggest crush on one of my teammates' brothers. I was a great tumbler, so when he showed up at practice one day, I tried to impress him, but I ended up landing on my face! When I got off the ground, I had rug burn on my nose. I was in tears because it hurt so bad!
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Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through...The proud, the cold untroubled heart of stone...America is moving forward and gaining strength...I love slippers, but I have five dogs...The death penalty is discriminatory...I did not lose myself all at once. I rubbed out my face...