Josie Loren
I used to cheerlead in high school, and I had the biggest crush on one of my teammates' brothers. I was a great tumbler, so when he showed up at practice one day, I tried to impress him, but I ended up landing on my face! When I got off the ground, I had rug burn on my nose. I was in tears because it hurt so bad!
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Throughout the day, my phone will variously chirp...Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow...If a middle-class family in Shanghai or Guangzhou...There are no shortcuts to genuine friendship...You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog...I've always said money may buy you a fine dog...