Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
More quotes and aphorisms
Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers...A person who won't read has no advantage...There are few hours in life more agreeable...I'm just kind of taking a break now and enjoying...Not to sound corny, but intelligence is big...I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool...