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Naaaaa, that's stupid... I'll do anyway.

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(I was) looking for tomato paste, I broke a tomato.

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Quick, quick, hang up, hang up, dial 9-1-1, nine uno uno!

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Trust me on this one, I've been wrong so many times before.

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Oh no! Rain drops are falling on my pig!

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Did you know that if you eat fast you can eat more?

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I still think I should have brought her something, you know? Some candy, some flowers...a Rambo doll...

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I don't know what to do besides ride this out and hide all my underwear!

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This is the way we diaper our kid, diaper our kid, diaper our kid, this is the way we diaper our kid and (drop!)... This is how we drop it.

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Have 'em throw the book at this guy, preferably something by James Mitchman.

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Shoot bullets through me, I felt like a snack!

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Great, a new baby! We'll raise him as our own.

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I like the sauce that Kate opens!

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Ah, nothin' much, and even if there was I'm not the kind of guy that would burden you with my problems Raquel just threw me out.

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Hey, you crawl under people's houses, you hear things.

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Well, we left last Saturday and the first thing that happened was we pulled out of the driveway and got a flat tire... Took Raquel a half hour to fix it.

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Why would he even TRY making banana coffee?

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I wanna be alone. Come on Brian, keep me company!

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Look at this, they've got me wired for cable! Let's see, which was the button for a cheeseburger?

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I've decided to reveal myself to the world. This way I can meet new people, travel, see a Grateful Dead concert.

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