“ALF”
ALF: Trust me, I'll have her running trough the streets screaming your name. If the cops don't pick her up, she'll be yours.
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There was never a night or a problem...Life would be tragic if it weren't funny...Failure is a word unknown to me...Always seek out the seed of triumph in every adversity...The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring...Quick decisions are unsafe decisions...