“ALF”
Willie: Go back to the tent.
ALF: It's too dangerous out there. I had to kill a fifty-foot snake with my pocketknife.
Willie: There are no fifty-foot water snakes in the backyard.
ALF: I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Ths Ths
[spitting water sound]
ALF: ...
Willie: That was my new garden hose.
ALF: Oh, no wonder it was sucking on the spigot.
More quotes and aphorisms
I don't have to come up with the best idea...Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle...Non-violence is the greatest force at the disposal...We aim above the mark to hit the mark...A patriot must always be ready to defend his country...Some of our finest work comes through service to others...
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