Phyllis Diller
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
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The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe...It took me a while to learn the true meaning...I am a firm believer in if you can't get it...Even a happy life cannot be without a measure...The universe is built on a plan the profound symmetry...Everything existing in the universe is the fruit...