Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
More quotes and aphorisms
God gave us memory so that we might have roses...The strength of a nation derives from the integrity...I recognize that I had a good deal of good luck...Despite everything, no one can dictate who you are...There is no such thing as a free lunch...Start by doing what's necessary...