Erma Bombeck
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
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How can I read with all this quiet?...Laughter is an instant vacation...What I fear most is power with impunity...It's not 'can'; it's 'will'. You have to will things...I am extraordinarily patient...In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm...