Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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I believe that people should take pride in what they do...I have been so long master...I enjoy Saturday night racing...If you are going to achieve excellence in big things...Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed...If you know the enemy and know yourself...