Lewis Black
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
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Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer...Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power...If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon...Better a little which is well done...I don't analyze things all the time, I just do them...Much of the world's moral compass is broken...
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