Helen Rowland

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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.

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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

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The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

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There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

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The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.

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In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar — a practice which is still continued.

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A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run — sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

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Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

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Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

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When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

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Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

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Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

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Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

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You will never win if you never begin.

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