Charles M. Schulz

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night'.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.