Quotes and aphorisms (page 6)
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.