“ALF”
[Willie is working on his car but bumps his head on the hood when ALF honks the horn]
ALF: Horn works!
Willie[sarcastic]: Thank you.
ALF: Why don't we just kill this thing for the insurance money? We'll make it look like an accident!
More quotes and aphorisms
Without failure there is no achievement...I have noticed that nothing I never said...Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men...It's our own small voice within that is our oppressor...I was a pretty good fighter...Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings...