“ALF”
ALF: Yo Kate, where do you keep your casserole dishes?
Kate: Why?
ALF: The cat won't fit in the toaster.
More quotes and aphorisms
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise...The monotony and solitude of a quiet life...For those of us who aren't great with people...It is the working man who is the happy man...God's mercy and grace give me hope — for myself...Your conscience is the measure of the honesty...
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