“ALF”
Willie: I never meant to bring Jimbo over.
ALF: You brought an elephant home to dinner?
Willie: I said Jimbo, not Jumbo.
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An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition...Fame introduced me to a world of instant gratification...An iPod, a phone, an internet mobile communicator...Whatever makes an impression on the heart...It was pride that changed angels into devils...I'm thankful for every moment...