“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
Style is a reflection of your attitude...Always bear in mind that your own resolution...Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity...It is better to be feared than loved...The most important kind of freedom is to be...Diversity: the art of thinking independently together...