“ALF”
Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry.
[pause]
Willie: That's a sentence I never thought I would hear myself say.
More quotes and aphorisms
We cannot be sure of having something to live...Today, hundreds of millions dwell in freedom...I really enjoyed staying at an encampment at the top...It is with our passions...Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer...Syllables govern the world...