“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
A fool thinks himself to be wise...Architecture has always been a very idealistic profession...You cannot further the Brotherhood of Man...At times our own light goes out...Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life...If you saw pictures of me as a kid, you'd laugh...