“ALF”
[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
Willie: You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
More quotes and aphorisms
The day may be approaching when the whole world will...A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight...I love the man that can smile in trouble...Operating under the conscious capitalism model...A man should keep his little brain attic stocked...I was a pretty good fighter...