“ALF”
Willie: Stay away from the window, we've got a very nosy neighbor - Mrs. Ochmonek.
ALF: Ochmonek? Sounds like a typo.
More quotes and aphorisms
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship...Love does not consist of gazing...The purpose of training is to tighten up the slack...I played a Spaniard. I looked about as Spanish...Your path at 22 will not necessarily be your path...Do not take life too seriously...