Rodney Atkins
Some people grab my hair and pull it out. People write on my jeans when I'm on stage. They write on my boots — their phone number, name or whatever.
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An empty stomach is not a good political adviser...My father invented a cure for which there was...Thinking: the talking of the soul with itself...True love stories never have endings...Look at the product pipeline, look at the fantastic...The holidays are only overwhelming because it's crunch...