Jon Katz
The Perfect Dog is an enticing fantasy pooch. It's the dog that instantly learns to pee outdoors, never menaces or frightens children, plays gently with other dogs, won't jump on the UPS guy, never rolls in gross things, eats only the appropriate food at the right time, and never chews anything not meant for him. This dog does not exist.
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Once you have an innovation culture...Enthusiasm is the yeast that raises the dough...The garden of love is green without limit...Open your refrigerator, your freezer, your kitchen...Look up at the stars and not down at your feet...Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration...