Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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Leadership is about doing the right thing...Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark...The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow...What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality...When I got to France I realized I didn't know...I have no methods; all I do is accept people...